Last night I had a dream. In my dream I was at a “jam session” with one John Cougar Mellencamp, we were playing for hours, at 3 am we had pizza. Then we sang the song detailed below together. I hope you like it. After we finished this song John Cougar Mellencamp was eaten by a killer whale, I have no idea how that whale got onto land and made it into the studio, but it did,***** him. This song is dedicated to Vernon Wells, and John Cougar Mellencamp, and to that **** whale.

Note: You can hear me sing this song and several others this week at the Jays / Red Sox series, I will be atop my RV outside the Rogers Centre, come and visit! Unless you’re a whale, if you are a whale please stay in the ocean.

Vernon

Wells to the Allstar Game!

(Rockin’ in the

USA

by Mellencamp)

They’re coming from the cities
And they’re coming from the smaller towns
Beat up gloves with bats and players
Goin crack boom bam

[Chorus:]
Vernon’s goin to the Allstar Game
Vernon’s goin to the Allstar Game
Vernon’s goin to the Allstar Game, Yeah, Yeah!
Vernon to the Allstar Game

Some votes came from the family
Some votes came from the friends
With Pipe dreams in their heads
And a little money in their hands
Some bat left and some bat right
Ain’t to proud to sacrifice bunt tonight
With the blind faith of Gibbons you know that they just might,

Send

Vernon

to the All-star Game
Hey!

Ballots from nowhere
And ballots from the larger towns
Filled our head full of dreams
Of sending Vernon to Steel-town

There was Dave Stieb-Joe Carter-Jimmy Key
(They were All-stars)
George Bell-Ron Fairly-Ted Lilly
(They were All-stars)
Spotlight on Lloyd Moseby
Don’t forget Tom Henke
Vernon to the All-star Game

Vernon

’s going to the Allstar Game

Vernon

’s going to the Allstar Game

Vernon

’s going to the Allstar Game

Vernon

’s going to the Allstar Game

Vernon

’s going to the Allstar Game

Vernon

going to the Allstar Game

Vernon

going to the Allstar Game