I love Vernon Wells. He is awesome, he is to baseball what Kevin Federline is to bad rappers who can dance: a Legend. Feel free to give this song a listen, may it inspire you to vote for

Vernon

25 times online, which you can and should do! You can hear me sing this song and others this week at the Rogers Centre, if you see me bring me a ballot with Vernons’ name on it; I might give you a hot dog!

They’re Voting for Vernon Wells

(They’re Coming to

America

by Neil Diamond)

Star,
Help make Wells an All-star
let’s make this dome
the home for all stars

Start,
as an all star He’ll start
How hard he throws
He hangs on to four seams

On the boats and on the planes
They’re voting for the Vernon Wells
you can vote again and again,
They’re voting for the Vernon Wells

Game

Vernon plays great home or away
And he’ll probably go yard today
this player performs
this player performs

The All star game
You know its in Pittsburgh this year
and Vernon has no fear
close the roof, there’s a storm
close the roof, there’s a storm

Everywhere around the world
They’re voting for the Vernon Wells
Every time that ball is hurled
They’re voting for the Vernon Wells

Got a dream to take him there
They’re voting for the Vernon Wells
Got a dream they’ve come to share
They’re voting for the Vernon Wells

They’re voting for the Vernon Wells
They’re voting for the Vernon Wells
They’re voting for the Vernon Wells
They’re voting for the Vernon Wells
Today,

Today,
Today,

Today,

Today

My Vernon ’tis of thee (today)
he has the best bat speed (today)
Of thee I sing (today)
Of Vernon I sing
Today, Today, Today
Today, today, today……